Hey Burmese Junta. Give us a break! Make up some better stories. Or jokes, rather.

"Recent raids on monasteries turned up guns, knives and ammunition, though it was not yet clear to whom they belonged, according to The New Light of Myanmar, a mouthpiece of the junta." [1]

Well, that's how dumb the junta is. They don't know how the weapons turned up in the monasteries. Their Special Branch must have been busy trying to find out which astrologer could direct Than Shwe what to do next. Move the Capital back to Rangoon? Possibly.

Ask a 2 year old in Burma. He may be malnourished. Or, probably crippled from the beatings during the last demonstrations. But, he knows enough that those weapons belonged to Burmese military. And, he will also tell you that the soldiers brought with them and placed in the monasteries. DUH.

Don't believe me? Ok. Ok. Fine. The soldiers didn't bring with them. So, it must be the monks. Right? WRONG!

At the height of the recent protests, Junta has ordered at least 3000 monk robes. In addition, the junta officials were seen at a public soccer field where they were overseeing groups of people(junta's militia) being shaved their heads. The plan was to mingle those fake monks into the crowd and turn the peaceful protests into violent ones and thus giving the junta the excuse to shoot the demonstrators. The plan did not materialize. The junta got too panic and started shooting the monks and people anyways.

What to do now with those junta's thugs whose head got already shaved. Well, guess what, there is no better time than now to use those fake monks.

The monasteries have been emptied of monks and there were reports that the public started noticing some "monks" with freshly shaved heads started turning up at the monasteries. Since there is close relationship between the people in the neighborhood with the monks, the people know that they have never seen those "monks" in the monasteries before. And, when the neighborhood people asked them, those "monks" quickly left. Yes, they left but they also left those weapons, ammunitions and knives in the monasteries.

And, better yet, those guns, knives and ammunition are most likely "Made In China". Then, my advice to the Burmese junta is call their PAPA to the North and check on the serial numbers on the guns. Hmm. May be some Chinese Communist Party's cadres at work here. Oh yeah, China stands by its policy to not "meddle with Burmese internal affairs". Uh huh.

Burmese monks and people are tired of those cheap propaganda. They are so tired of it that they doubt every single word that comes out of junta. The sun may even really rise from the west. But, if that's what the junta that tells the Burmese monks and the people, they will tell the junta to save it for the Hell and try the B.S to the Devil once they get there.


http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/10/07/myanmar.weapons2.ap/index.html [1]